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[16:34] [EMW] it's crazy
[16:34] [bane] lol twitter?
[16:34] [EMW] yeah they're protesting by it
[16:34] [EMW] loads of people getting jailed because of it
[16:35] [EMW] crazy stuff
[16:35] [bane] yep
[16:35] [bane] glad that isnt happing her yet
[16:35] [EMW] it will
[16:35] [EMW] :D
[16:35] [bane] lol
[16:36] [bane] our polutitions sitick to killing there victioms in drunk stupers then leaving them in the car crash
[16:37] [bane] i got a pretty detailed political structure of ecuador in my story
[16:38] [EMW] cool
[16:38] [bane] i have peru given some contested land by the pure factions in order for support of there side in the three way civil war
[16:39] [bane] and the moderation side using US navil exercises to help control the cost
[16:39] [EMW] cool
[16:40] [bane] and subversive actions by the natives along the mounton range :p
[16:40] [bane] just hope i can fit all of it in to a story
[16:41] [bane] so how is the plot for your next kittybot storie?
[16:41] [EMW] coming along
[16:41] [bane] you said kittybot will be stolen, still going with that idea?
[16:43] [bane] i know! she is stolen by the guy that markets shamwows and they try to figure out how she works so they can sell her to pure kids that dont get to have pets!!!!
[16:44] [bane] :d
[16:45] [EMW] shamwows?
[16:45] [bane] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y
[16:46] [bane] infomercal guy :p
[16:47] [bane] that guy is sooooo your theif !!!!!
[16:49] [EMW] hehe
[16:49] [bane] lol couldnt you just see him trying to sell kittybot?
[16:50] [EMW] yeah
[16:50] [bane] then lexi shows up and blows up the set!!!
[16:51] [bane] lol at the end of the story lexi finds that banebot some how stole something called a 'shamwow' whatever that is :p
[16:51] [EMW] hehe
[16:52] [bane] hmmm maybe i should just write this story for you :d
[16:52] [EMW] hehe
[16:53] [EMW] I think I'm going to have lexi try and report the theft to the police but they just brush her off
[16:53] [EMW] so she has to take matters into her own hands
[16:54] [bane] lol
[16:54] [EMW] maybe I'll have her old enemy help that would be a nice twist
[16:55] [bane] owww i know, i know!!!!!! when she reports it to the police she brinds the babykittybots as a exsample for kittybot and they couse all kinds of truble so they throw her out!!!!!
[16:56] [EMW] hehe
[16:56] [bane] banebote stills some police stuff and the whole station has to chase him around to get it back :p
[16:57] [bane] 2 falls over and knocks over the water cooler
[16:57] [bane] 3 gets startled and flies away and blows papers all over the place!!!!!
[16:57] [bane] wuahahahahahahah
[16:57] [bane] im evil
[16:57] [EMW] 2 would be too small to knock over a water cooler
[16:57] [EMW] they are only little
[16:58] [bane] hmmmm
[16:58] [bane] maybe he presses the botton for water and takes a bath?
[16:58] [bane] water goes all over the place?
[16:58] [EMW] hehe
[16:59] [bane] you take care of the cute things they can do ill take care of the mistuf stuff :p
[17:00] [bane] .... is octobot male or female?
[17:00] [EMW] female
[17:00] [bane] ah good
[17:02] [bane] lol i can just see the infomercal for kittybot, 'shes made in germeny, you know the germons make good stuff!"
[17:03] [bane] sorry i have seen that infomercal to many times
[17:03] [EMW] hehe
[17:04] [bane] come on!! you know you could just see him as a villion stealing kittybot and trying to sell her :p
[17:04] [EMW] yeah but having the resources to do so
[17:04] [EMW] he is selling a crapy towel
[17:05] [EMW] not a sophistocated robot
[17:05] [bane] hey my mother fell for it and got the towel!
[17:05] [bane] lol
[17:05] [EMW] bet it didn't work
[17:05] [bane] nope
[17:05] [EMW] you can see the tricks
[17:05] [EMW] the whole absorbe the water thing
[17:05] [bane] but that dosent stop LOTS of people from buying them
[17:06] [EMW] true
[17:07] [EMW] one born every minute as they say
[17:07] [bane] ...he sells slap chops now, so he is moving on up :p
[17:07] [EMW] hehe
[17:07] [EMW] Buy now and you also get sun and run the suncream that's also a laxititve
[17:08] [bane] lol
[17:09] [bane] it could be worse....it could be the....snuggy!!!!!
[17:09] [bane] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
[17:10] [EMW] hmmm now there's a solution looking for a problem
[17:11] [bane] lol
[17:11] [bane] yep
[17:11] [EMW] whats to bet they were originally jumpers that were made too long
[17:11] [bane] na they are just big towels someone cut arm holes in
[17:12] [bane] the sad thing is these people have made millions and millions off this things!
[17:13] [EMW] yep
[17:13] [EMW] there are so many snake oil salesmen these daus
[17:14] [bane] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cvdzcVHT0
[17:15] *** Fathertyme wonders if EMW is in the market for some good snake oil
[17:15] [EMW] must have been a slow news day
[17:16] [bane] you think thats bad, here it is on national news
[17:16] [bane] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWXtODKOzTI&NR=1
[17:16] [Fathertyme] hey emw.. loved the new chapters
[17:16] [EMW] :)
[17:16] [bane] hey emw.. hated the new chapters :p
[17:17] [bane] lol
[17:17] *** Fathertyme hands EMW a hanky so he can cry
[17:17] [EMW] f*@k you :D
[17:17] [EMW] hehe
[17:17] [Fathertyme] wow
[17:17] [bane] wahahahahahaha
[17:17] [Fathertyme] I must be seriously bad off
[17:17] [Fathertyme] I knew my ears burned from profanity, but I swear my eyes messed that profanity up!
[17:18] [bane] dont lie tyme! you own a snuggie dont you!!!!!!
[17:18] [Fathertyme] ...
[17:18] [Fathertyme] ?
[17:19] [bane] you do!!
[17:19] [Fathertyme] you dissin my snuggie?
[17:19] [bane] lol
[17:22] [bane] lol for every kittybot sold you get one snuggie!!!!!!!
[17:22] [Fathertyme] yer just jealous of my snuggie
[17:22] [EMW] hehe
[17:22] [bane] :d
[17:22] [Fathertyme] every tyme you diss my snuggie, god kills a kittybot
[17:22] [bane] yes, yes i am very jealous
[17:23] [Fathertyme] hey emw.. bane must not have read that upcomming chapter of poison where he uses a snuggie as a disguise... :P
[17:23] [bane] but since i live in texas i really dont ever see the need for one :p
[17:23] [EMW] but what if you are cold and want to use a laptop!
[17:23] [EMW] :D
[17:24] [EMW] snuggies got your back!
[17:24] [Fathertyme] its really effective in alaska.. because now you can use a laptop, and not need to turn the heat over 35
[17:24] [bane] its 100 degrees out here!!!
[17:24] [bane] ill open a window
[17:24] [Fathertyme] emw... um.. point of fact, snuggie does NOT have your back.., its got your front tho
[17:24] [bane] LOL
[17:24] [EMW] so turn the air con up till it's cold then wear a snuggie to compensate
[17:24] [EMW] hehe
[17:24] [EMW] not the way I wear it
[17:24] [EMW] :D
[17:25] [bane] you need to have a robe on to go with the snuggie
[17:25] [Fathertyme] ewwww...
[17:25] [Fathertyme] THAT's not a snuggie.. :P
[17:25] *** Fathertyme thinks emw is working on a new story called perv!
[17:25] [bane] hey! your stealing my idea!
[17:26] [EMW] hehe
[17:27] [Fathertyme] its only stealing if he gets caught
[17:27] [Fathertyme] Fathertyme has turned the fart script on
[17:27] [Fathertyme] Top farters for #MORFS since (PST):[HIGH] (82/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:30 (PST) [LOW] (82/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:30 (PST) [AVG] (82/100) with 1 attempts. [STATUS] ENABLED
[17:28] [Fathertyme] lol
[17:30] [bane] ...
[17:30] [Fathertyme] type /me farts
[17:30] *** bane farts
[17:30] *** Fathertyme computes bane's fart as:
[17:30] [Fathertyme] Smells like Toxic Fumes: [0/20] Sounds like The Bells of Big Ben: [17/20] Feels like Pamelia's Implants: [15/20] Tastes like Cherry Push Pop: [15/20] Hangs around like A Bungee Jumper: [13/20]
[17:30] [Fathertyme] Overall Rating 60/100 (low/avg/high: 60/71/82)
[17:30] [Fathertyme] Thats the WORST one I've heard!
[17:31] [EMW] must be the muffling effect of the snuggie
[17:31] [Fathertyme] lol
[17:31] [bane] snuggie has no muffling effect in that direction
[17:34] *** bane farts
[17:34] [Fathertyme] bane: Why would you want to spoil people good impressions of you by ruining your low score?
[17:34] [bane] come on! i really need to!
[17:35] [Fathertyme] Fathertyme has turned the belch script on
[17:36] [Fathertyme] Fathertyme has turned the vomit script on
[17:36] [Fathertyme] Top vomiters for #MORFS since (PST):[HIGH] (53/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:33 (PST) [LOW] (53/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:33 (PST) [AVG] (53/100) with 1 attempts. [STATUS] ENABLED
[17:36] [Fathertyme] Top belchers for #MORFS since (PST):[HIGH] (78/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:28 (PST) [LOW] (78/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:28 (PST) [AVG] (78/100) with 1 attempts. [STATUS] ENABLED
[17:36] [Fathertyme] Top farters for #MORFS since (PST):[HIGH] (82/100) by Fathertyme at 05/20/09 12:30 (PST) [LOW] (60/100) by bane at 05/20/09 14:30 (PST) [AVG] (71/100) with 2 attempts. [STATUS] ENABLED
[17:37] *** Fathertyme is the king of body sounds
[17:39] [EMW] vomiting is not really a sound
[17:39] [EMW] that's more a flavour
[17:41] [Fathertyme] its an action
[17:42] *** Fathertyme blows chunks
[17:42] [Fathertyme] Fathertyme: You've already climbed that mountain!
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[19:04] [Fathertyme] !morf me random hybrid
[19:05] [Fathertyme] well that blows
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