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[01:01] [E_Red] oh, you'll like some of serenity's upcoming stuff, then
[01:01] [E_Red] g'night, fellow MORF-ites
[01:03] E_Red (~E_Red@feyviluagbyagfezu) left irc: Quit: Bye Bye
[01:03] [Pippa] goodnight
[01:03] [Pippa] too late
[01:03] [Pippa] *shrug*
[01:03] [Pippa] hey, anyone wanna see the new dress i bought?
[01:03] [Pippa] it's 100% silk, with a polyester lining
[01:04] [Pippa] it originally sold at Macy's for, i think, over $200.
[01:04] [Pippa] i found it in a close-out store for $10.
[01:04] [Pippa] in my size, more or less.
[01:05] [Hinomeko] well thats lucky
[01:05] [Pippa] http://pippa.nowhere2go.org/SilkWrapDress.jpg
[01:05] [Pippa] that's the pic from the Macy's site, i think
[01:05] [Hinomeko] its cute.
[01:05] [Hinomeko] is it that colour?
[01:05] [Pippa] i had to find the pic to figure out which way the tie things went!
[01:05] [Pippa] that exact color.
[01:06] [Hinomeko] well how about that.
[01:06] [Pippa] i have a pic of me wearing it, but i'm feeling a bit gross about it right now.
[01:07] [Pippa] i can't stand straight-on flash pictures
[01:07] [Hinomeko] your flashing the camera eh?
[01:07] [Pippa] i need to redo the pic in more diffuse light
[01:08] [Pippa] no, silly. the camera was flashing ME.
[01:08] [Hinomeko] what a perverted camera!
[01:08] [Pippa] indeed!
[01:09] [Pippa] well, it wouldn't be such a bad pic, if i cut off my head...
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[01:09] [Hinomeko] well a dress that coulour would hide the blood a bit...
[01:09] [Pippa] exactly.
[01:10] [Pippa] oh, heck. you want to see? i could pm you the link if you promise not to vomit through my screen or anything.
[01:10] [Hinomeko] naw its okay.
[01:11] [Pippa] probably better that way...
[01:11] [Hinomeko] wait till you get one you really like.
[01:11] [Pippa] the hair is the biggest problem, i think.
[01:11] [Pippa] i might just have to bite the bullet and go find a nice big wig
[01:12] [Hinomeko] I havent taken a photo I liked ever. if only they had had digital cameras when i was a teenager! I looked good back then.
[01:13] [Moo] .......
[01:13] [Moo] you guys are weird!
[01:14] [Moo] .....
[01:14] [Pippa] yeah. so?
[01:14] [Moo] ...no wonder im here with you
[01:14] [Moo] :PP
[01:14] [Moo] :P
[01:14] [Pippa] *giggle*
[01:15] [Pippa] ummm... Moo? you know your slip is showing? do a /whois on yourself.
[01:15] [Moo] ?
[01:15] [Moo] k......and?
[01:15] [Moo] im justin.....so?
[01:15] [Pippa] okay. nothing. if you're happy, i'm happy.
[01:16] [Pippa] most of us are totally paranoid. or at least i am.
[01:16] [Moo] dude, if any of you want to steal my identity, you're welcome to it
[01:17] [Moo] you'll just owe money
[01:17] [Pippa] it's not the identity theft issue, it's the anonymity issue that i cling to.
[01:17] [Pippa] which is kinda weird, because i'm not that anonymous in real life. lots of people know i'm a crossdresser.
[01:17] [Moo] o.....kay?
[01:18] [Pippa] ...except my neighbors. i don't trust any of them.
[01:18] [Moo] rrrrriiiiight
[01:18] [Pippa] seriously. i live in a rough neighborhood.
[01:19] [Pippa] but a few of my friends know, and my wife, of course, and a cousin, and some people at my church.
[01:19] [Pippa] and the patrons of two lesbian bars, but they don't know where i live.
[01:19] [Moo] um....you do realise that a number of members here are tg, and others are closet, and other weird shit
[01:19] [Hinomeko] you have quite the list.
[01:20] [Moo] no one here cares
[01:20] [Pippa] yeah. i'm probably up to like 50 people.
[01:20] [Moo] sex?!?!?!
[01:20] [Moo] woah!
[01:20] [Pippa] no, silly!
[01:20] [Moo] oh
[01:20] [Moo] good
[01:20] [Pippa] i'm just talking about people who know me as a crossdresser.
[01:20] [Moo] ah
[01:20] [Hinomeko] I would say no more than 3 for me. And I'll keep it that way.
[01:20] [Moo] cause if it was sex, id be jealous
[01:20] [Moo] ive had 2, and one didnt count
[01:20] [Pippa] well, i am old, you know.
[01:21] [Moo] :P
[01:21] [Pippa] and some of that life was lived in the 70s.
[01:21] [Hinomeko] http://www.guzer.com/animations/more_sex.php
[01:22] [Hinomeko] its a funny music video. seririously its okay to click.
[01:22] [Moo] no thanks, im good
[01:23] [Pippa] sex, i think, was about 20. but, now i've been married over 20 years, and it's still 20.
[01:23] [Hinomeko] Its a very nicely done flash animation about a little rabbit who does not get enough. He is upset because everyone else has had more sex than him!
[01:24] *** Pippa clicks on the link
[01:24] *** Moo pretends he cant see it
[01:25] [Pippa] it's a music video of a line drawing
[01:25] [Moo] .....i really should go to sleep soon
[01:25] [Moo] its 1:25 am
[01:26] [Hinomeko] I always found it funny.
[01:27] [Moo] ssuuuuuure you did
[01:28] [Pippa] well, i don't get it.
[01:30] [Hinomeko] the numbers on the people indicate the amount of times they've
[01:30] [Hinomeko] Done it.
[01:30] [Moo] 0_o
[01:30] [Pippa] oh. not the number of partners.
[01:30] [Pippa] but still..
[01:31] [Hinomeko] yes the big busted bunny girl did indeed have 1718 on her bust.
[01:31] [Pippa] someone in the crowd scene had 2171, i think
[01:31] [Hinomeko] the ugly brute bunny had 912 or somehitng on him... and the poor piano player had 0.
[01:32] [Pippa] well, times makes a little more sense than number of partners
[01:32] [Hinomeko] yeah that would be pretty funny, Like in clerks! what do you mean 37!
[01:34] [Pippa] times. i never counted times.
[01:34] [Moo] i tried
[01:34] [Moo] lost count somewhere in the early 20s
[01:34] [Moo] which is too bad, cause i didnt get much further
[01:34] [Moo] 30s, not 20s
[01:35] [Hinomeko] I have it written down actually. in my jourals. I could count them if i really wanted to.
[01:35] [Moo] 30s
[01:35] [Pippa] well, i'm guessing you're young still.
[01:35] [Moo] 0_.
[01:35] [Moo] im 21
[01:35] [Moo] ....and they were all with the same girl :P
[01:36] [Hinomeko] well now. that is impressive.
[01:36] [Pippa] i fell in love with every girlfriend and then was totally broken-hearted when we broke up. i was either going steady or in mopey solitude. no happy medium.
[01:36] [Hinomeko] I have to run from my GF. I swear if i didnt we'd be in the 100s now.
[01:36] [Pippa] but each relationship lasted a few months to a year.
[01:36] [Moo] ....i got engaged to my first girlfriend. dumbest mistake of my life. SO glad we didnt actually marry
[01:37] [Moo] but i lived with her for about a half a month, we had sex like a hundred times in two weeks
[01:37] [Hinomeko] well that is what an engagement is for.
[01:37] [Pippa] the best marriages are after you mature a little. say, late 20's or so.
[01:37] [Moo] i lost like 50 pounds while we were together
[01:37] [Hinomeko] testing a marrage not having rabbit sex.
[01:37] [Moo] ^ wtf?!
[01:38] [Hinomeko] yes indeed.
[01:38] [Moo] the unfortunate part, though, is she found the fifty pounds
[01:38] [Pippa] hmmmm
[01:38] [Moo] when we broke up, i was skinnier, and she was fat
[01:38] [Moo] -er
[01:38] [Pippa] sheesh. fat transfer.
[01:39] [Moo] please, excuse me for being so vulgar, and crude, but....
[01:39] [Hinomeko] at least it wasnt a bun in the oven eh?
[01:39] [Moo] 0_0
[01:39] [Moo] i wrecked that chick
[01:39] [Pippa] you think so?
[01:39] [Moo] meh, it was fun while it lasted
[01:39] [Moo] yes
[01:39] [Moo] i did
[01:39] [Hinomeko] you were that impressive? or she told you years later?
[01:40] [Moo] i wrecked that chick
[01:40] [Pippa] maybe she had a self-esteem problem. or you ruined hers for her.
[01:40] [Moo] well, thanks
[01:40] [Moo] that was a nice thing to say
[01:40] [Moo] i meant physically
[01:40] [Moo] not mentally
[01:40] [Moo] and no....before you ask, i did not hit her
[01:40] [Pippa] ummm... the two are linked. people with good self-esteem take care of themselves.
[01:41] [Moo] not when theyre already *CENSORED* in the head
[01:41] [Moo] i attract the crazies
[01:41] [Pippa] i thought you only had one girlfriend?
[01:41] [Moo] my first girlfriend stalked me for a couple months after i dumped her
[01:41] [Moo] only one i had sex with
[01:41] [Moo] i never did the first, i did the second
[01:42] [Pippa] "did"? man, that sounds pretty unmutual.
[01:42] [Moo] im lazy, i didnt want to type 'had sex with' and 'fucked' is a little TOO vulgar
[01:43] [Pippa] must be some more delicate euphemism than "did"...
[01:43] [Hinomeko] the fun little phrases we have for this one act.
[01:43] [Moo] shtupped
[01:43] [Moo] how bout that
[01:44] [Moo] .....yes, im jewish
[01:44] [Pippa] all the transitive verb constructions sound a bit one-sided to me
[01:44] [Hinomeko] copulated?
[01:45] [Moo] kaboinked?
[01:45] [Pippa] well, i guess anything that doesnt start with "we" sounds a bit off to me.
[01:45] [Hinomeko] Grumpy old men has a wonderful selection of funny phrases.
[01:46] [Moo] you know, i think every single word in the english language could be used to replace at least one of the following: sex, penis, vagina, breasts, anus, poop, or pee
[01:46] [Moo] EVERY word
[01:46] [Hinomeko] "taking the tree to the beaver" "making the human taco" etc...
[01:47] [Pippa] there are a LOT of words in the english language
[01:47] [Moo] "man, my ham was in her pie, and her coconuts were flyin everywhere as we stapled! it was awesome! she has such a nice carborator!"
[01:48] [Moo] i dont even know what that means, but you know its dirty ^
[01:48] [Pippa] it's carburetor
[01:48] [Moo] whatever
[01:48] [Pippa] :P
[01:48] [Moo] ....
[01:48] [Moo] no, i think your wrong
[01:48] [Moo] meh
[01:48] [Moo] who cares
[01:49] [Moo] ......
[01:49] [Moo] imma go shluff now
[01:49] [Pippa] did i mention i'm old? i used to have carburetors
[01:49] [Moo] peace
[01:49] [Moo] how old?
[01:49] [Hinomeko] hooters, bazongas, headlights, bazokas, tah-tahs... you know exactly what I'm talking about though.
[01:49] [Pippa] like, i dunno. old.
[01:49] [Moo] BOOBIES!
[01:49] [Moo] ( o Y o )
[01:49] [Moo] bewbs!
[01:50] [Moo] alright, nite
[01:50] [Pippa] night!
[01:50] [Hinomeko] dont get too much schmutz everywhere.
[01:50] [Pippa] eeew... schmutz.
[01:50] Moo (~justinlebovici@flwfiluagdwlkfkxf) left irc: Quit: i like boobies. i like to squeeze them and squoosh them and kiss them and lick them, and if i had a pair, id never leave the house :)
[01:50] [Hinomeko] haw!]
[01:51] [Hinomeko] offcially the funiest quit like ever.
[01:51] [Hinomeko] I cant even remember what mine is.
[01:51] [Pippa] i have a few. only one of which i ever use anymore.
[01:54] [Hinomeko] lets see apperently mine is "Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me."
[01:54] [Pippa] right
[01:54] [Pippa] that sounds familiar
[01:55] [Hinomeko] and older than that is "Oh don't listen to me, I never do. I'd love to stay and chat, but you know how it is. Places to go, people to see."
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