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[17:38] [nukedanger] www.asstr.org
[17:38] [Shrike] red, he is a new prospective writer
[17:39] [nukedanger] I sent in "Paws and Effect" today
[17:39] [Shrike] And he's in danger of getting shot down
[17:39] [Shrike] Sorry about that, you did read it already right?
[17:39] [Shrike] Red?
[17:39] [E_Red] ah
[17:39] [E_Red] sorry
[17:39] [E_Red] bit of a mental lapse there
[17:39] [Shrike] EMW, Red and Steph are on the committee
[17:39] [Shrike] like I am
[17:40] [E_Red] pssh
[17:40] [nukedanger] ahhh
[17:40] [E_Red] i AM the comittee
[17:40] [nukedanger] I dunno about extending it
[17:40] [E_Red] :p
[17:40] [Shrike] Well I'm second to Brit only
[17:40] [Shrike] So I outrank you
[17:40] [nukedanger] :-)
[17:40] [E_Red] in theory...
[17:40] [Shrike] Oh comeon, just write more
[17:40] [Moo] id like to be on the committee
[17:40] [nukedanger] I helped Thinker get the "Swarm Cycle" going...
[17:40] [Shrike] Write more moo
[17:40] [Moo] but im still a little too new
[17:40] [E_Red] seriously, ND, listen to the man
[17:41] [Moo] .....was just sayin that
[17:41] [nukedanger] listen to which one?
[17:41] [Shrike] You're not even on the writers list yet
[17:41] [E_Red] shrike
[17:41] [E_Red] length is key
[17:41] [Moo] lol, i know
[17:41] [nukedanger] it's twue, it's twue
[17:41] [nukedanger] I'll have to figure out what I want to say in there
[17:41] [nukedanger] but the whole vignette was written for the last paragraph
[17:41] [Shrike] How about at least 6 pages of normal word (MS) lenght
[17:41] [E_Red] unless you're like me, and use short chapters to torment my fanbase
[17:42] [Moo] but i was also referring to my love (and skill) for reading, and my excessive amounts of free time, with which i could review more stories than you could, shrike
[17:42] [Shrike] I do long parts and torment the fans
[17:42] [E_Red] ooooh...
[17:42] [E_Red] fight!
[17:42] [E_Red] ^_^
[17:42] [nukedanger] Look, do you know how many un-completed works DIED because I had to abandon them?
[17:42] [Shrike] I don't have work at the moment, so that gives me free time, but it gets stolen by that scoundrel
[17:43] [Shrike] Do you know how many stories I have and have waiting?
[17:43] [Shrike] MOrfs is only one universe I write in
[17:43] [nukedanger] well, you won't believe how many titles and themes I had in my hopper
[17:43] [Shrike] Look at www.shrike.tk
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[17:43] [E_Red] guh
[17:43] [Moo] ?
[17:44] [E_Red] techspasm
[17:44] [nukedanger] well, I've written for NiS, Swarm and had one helluvalotta words posted on ASSTR
[17:44] [E_Red] huh
[17:44] [nukedanger] well, the US is currently suffering from cashtration
[17:44] [Moo] well, i can beat all of that
[17:44] [E_Red] i don't
[17:44] [Moo] ....i like pie
[17:44] [Moo] :P
[17:44] [E_Red] I like pie more than you do
[17:45] [EMW] no one likes pie more than me
[17:45] [Shrike] My country just announced the great depression
[17:45] [nukedanger] "the National Non-Sequitur Society: We don't make sense but we do like pizza"
[17:45] [nukedanger] pass out the SSRIs, folks
[17:45] [E_Red] heh
[17:45] [Moo] no, but seriously, i used to publish abstracts for movies and books and shvoong.com, poems on poetry.com and others, and i won best poem twice, as well as MORFS
[17:45] [nukedanger] "Dyslexics have more FNU"
[17:46] [nukedanger] or is that Lysdexics?
[17:46] [E_Red] I'm writing my own story...
[17:46] [EMW] I wrote a story once
[17:46] [E_Red] like, original fiction
[17:46] [Shrike] and it is sunk
[17:46] [EMW] it's an over rates experience
[17:46] [E_Red] >.
[17:47] [Shrike] well what do you know, we managed to quiet bane
[17:47] [nukedanger] "Life, don't talk to me about life..."
[17:47] [Shrike] It's life red, but not as we know it
[17:47] [EMW] anyone else done that nanowrimo?
[17:47] [nukedanger] nope
[17:48] [nukedanger] i don't handle pressure very well
[17:48] [EMW] that's hard work 50k in a month
[17:48] [Moo] nice hitchhikers guide refrence there nuke
[17:48] [EMW] or was it 30 I forget
[17:48] [EMW] it was a punishing schedual
[17:48] [Shrike] I can do that, if I weren't distracted by the move and HIM
[17:48] [EMW] and I hated the story by the end of it
[17:49] [EMW] but I got a hat
[17:49] *** EMW is lying there was no hat
[17:49] *** Shrike slaps the lying emw
[17:49] [nukedanger] maybe he left out an "e" for the word "hat"
[17:50] [nukedanger] "Production Support ain't just a job, it's a punishment!"
[17:50] [nukedanger] has anyone here read any of the Swarm Cycle yet?
[17:50] [Rebekah] same with tech support
[17:51] [EMW] never heard of it
[17:52] [nukedanger] no? remember, it is on an adult site... http://www.asstr.org/~Thinkers_tales/Stories/The_Swarm/Swarm_main.html
[17:54] [nukedanger] (laughs maniacally)
[17:54] [nukedanger] "You are the MS-DOS of Evil: Only 640K... not evil enough!"
[17:56] [Shrike] someone said, people will never need as much as 640k of memory
[17:56] [nukedanger] well, folks, I are a PenguinHead (not a ParrotHead)...
[17:57] [nukedanger] so my sense of humor will always be considered, well, a little off the main stream.
[17:57] [Moo] hey, i just realised, where's adran's bot?
[17:58] [nukedanger] bot?
[17:59] [Rebekah] been gone for a while now moo
[18:00] [Shrike] Yep, someone (not me) killed it days ago
[18:01] [Rebekah] LOL
[18:01] [Shrike] The bot allows us to get morfed, nukey
[18:02] [nukedanger] (sighs) Oh? Not to pick what you MORF into?
[18:03] [Moo] i shall return in a few moments
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[18:03] [Shrike] It is random, we can choose height size portion
[18:03] [Shrike] And if we want rare or specialrare, but that is it
[18:04] [Shrike] As a tester I managed to break it several times
[18:04] [Shrike] Maybe he's remaking it
[18:04] [nukedanger] the only real problem I have seen so far in many of the stories, so far, is that MORFing into something physically much larger than you are, requires requisite mass... and the IV packs (which are equivalent to TPN via a PICC line) don't seem to provide enough material for a mass build-up
[18:04] [Shrike] someone is sleeping on Mommy on the sofa
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[18:05] [nukedanger] additionally, where does the heat from the transformation go?
[18:05] [Shrike] it dissipates
[18:05] [nukedanger] and when someone gets smaller, where does the lost mass go?
[18:05] [Shrike] less use for the energypacks
[18:05] [nukedanger] are the conversion rates you'd need a heat-sink directly into hyperspace!!!
[18:06] [Shrike] Nope into another dimension :p
[18:06] [nukedanger] At least there were some explanations for "tiggers"
[18:06] [Shrike] tiggers?
[18:07] [Shrike] what is tiggers?
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[18:08] [Rebekah] the bouncy kitty from winnie the pooh
[18:08] [Shrike] I know, but he's not in the morfs universe
[18:09] [Shrike] Well that's just dandy, quitting in the middle of a conversation
[18:09] [Rebekah] lol i know idk what nuke was talkin bout
[18:09] [Shrike] Oh well it's almost bedtime anyway
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[18:09] [Rebekah] wb moo
[18:09] tastes_like_moo (Tastes_like_moo@pipypgckpqbupipy) left irc:
[18:09] [Shrike] And I feel nature calling
[18:09] Moo (~justinlebovici@pipypgckpqbupipy) joined #morfs.
[18:09] [Shrike] that was fast, did you scare him?
[18:10] [Moo] stupid mirc
[18:10] [Shrike] wb moo
[18:10] [Rebekah] wb
[18:10] [Moo] hi
[18:10] [Shrike] nukey left
[18:10] [Moo] had to switch to my laptop, my dad got home
[18:10] [EMW] we showed him our true faces
[18:10] [Moo] .....
[18:10] [Moo] that'd do it
[18:10] *** Shrike pulls of his mask in front of moo
[18:10] [Shrike] boo
[18:11] [Moo] ....
[18:11] [Moo] AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
[18:11] *** Moo gasps for breath
[18:11] [Moo] don't DO that!
[18:11] *** Shrike is disappointed, he should go in cardiac arrest
[18:11] *** EMW tries to take off mask
[18:11] [EMW] hey it's stuck
[18:12] *** EMW pulls some more
[18:12] *** Shrike shoots the mask of emw
[18:12] [Moo] eeee!
[18:12] [EMW] oh wait this is my true face
[18:12] *** Moo pulls his mask off
[18:12] [EMW] I wondered what all those funny looks were at work today
[18:12] [Moo] hmm
[18:12] [Shrike] what a baby face
[18:12] *** Moo pulls of his other mask
[18:12] [EMW] like your baby
[18:12] [EMW] hideous!
[18:12] [Shrike] He's not
[18:12] [Moo] :(
[18:13] [Shrike] he's cute
[18:13] [EMW] all babies are ugly
[18:13] [Moo] ....
[18:13] [Shrike] you were, but ours are goodlooking
[18:13] [Moo] what about baby jesus? is he ugly?
[18:13] [Moo] :P
[18:13] [EMW] the uglyiest
[18:13] [Moo] lol
[18:13] [Shrike] Did you hear about the carpenter who hid his thumb and yelled "Jesus"
[18:13] [Moo] im jewish, so i agree
[18:14] [Moo] he hid his own thumb?
[18:14] [Moo] neat trick
[18:14] [Shrike] with the hammer
[18:14] [Moo] wow
[18:14] [Moo] he hid his thumb inside a hammer?
[18:14] [Moo] cool
[18:14] [Shrike] So did you hear about him?
[18:14] [Shrike] hit
[18:14] [Moo] no
[18:14] [Moo] what happened
[18:14] [Shrike] his son came running, "Yes father"
[18:14] *** Moo punches shrike
[18:14] [Moo] LAME
[18:15] *** Shrike has a magic shield
[18:15] [Moo] pfff
[18:15] [Moo] what did the mexican fireman name his two sons?
[18:15] [Moo] jose and hose b
[18:15] [Moo] sorry, hose a and hose b
[18:16] [Shrike] lame
[18:16] [Moo] lol
[18:17] [Moo] so shrike, when do you think i will be on the authors list?



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