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[19:21] [bane-colored] no
[19:21] [Moo] how bout fucker?
[19:21] [Rebekah] no
[19:21] [bane-colored] in a year everyone will hate obama
[19:21] [bane-colored] no
[19:22] [Moo] dickhole?
[19:22] [Rebekah] no
[19:22] [Moo] sweet
[19:22] [bane-colored] no
[19:22] [Shrike] But we can censor you
[19:22] [Moo] :(
[19:22] [Moo] please dont cirumcise me
[19:22] [Moo] i mean censor
[19:22] [Shrike] And SInce I'm one of the updaters, I can censor everyone
[19:22] [Moo] :$
[19:22] [bane-colored] men in tights style
[19:22] [Rebekah] ouch
[19:22] [Moo] have i ever told you how much i like your hair?
[19:23] [bane-colored] dont suck up its bad for him
[19:23] [Moo] and wow!
[19:23] [Moo] shrike
[19:23] [Shrike] Well it's bed time
[19:23] [bane-colored] his head is big already
[19:23] [Moo] are those new shoes?
[19:23] [Moo] :d
[19:23] *** bane-colored throws a shoe at shrike
[19:23] *** Shrike slashes the whip around
[19:23] [Moo] OW
[19:23] [Moo] what was that for?
[19:23] [Shrike] For insulting me
[19:24] [Moo] :'( that hurt
[19:24] [Moo] insulting?
[19:24] [Shrike] And you didn't get hit, that was bane, since he's the masochist
[19:24] [Moo] you missed and hit me
[19:24] [Moo] :'(
[19:24] [Shrike] Just remember my advice and go for it
[19:24] [Moo] lol just kidding
[19:25] [bane-colored] we texans have good reflexes when we are dogding things
[19:25] *** Moo smacks bane upside the head
[19:25] [Shrike] You know what I mean
[19:25] [Moo] it was shrike
[19:25] *** Shrike joins in with Moo to smack bane
[19:25] *** Moo holds bane down and gives him a wedgie
[19:25] [Shrike] Quick bekah, the straightjacket
[19:25] *** bane-colored draws on texas power to throw them off him
[19:25] *** Moo high fives shrike
[19:25] [Moo] NOOO!
[19:26] [Moo] stupid powers
[19:26] [Moo] were vulnerable to them
[19:26] *** bane-colored sacrifices brain power for strangth
[19:26] [Moo] quick
[19:26] [Moo] to the MORFS jet!
[19:26] *** Shrike is the god and holds the texan down
[19:26] [bane-colored] augh!!!!
[19:26] [Moo] lol
[19:26] [bane-colored] smash none texans!!!
[19:26] *** Moo sits on top of bane and starts dissing texas
[19:26] *** Shrike puts the straightjeacket on bane and ties him up
[19:26] *** bane-colored smacks moo, dont mess with texas!!
[19:26] *** Moo heklps
[19:27] [Moo] OW
[19:27] [Moo] .....sorry
[19:27] [bane-colored] thats ok
[19:27] [bane-colored] and dont litter
[19:27] [bane-colored] :d
[19:27] [Shrike] Well enough, I'm going to bed, and dream of bashing texans
[19:27] [bane-colored] well you dont see the signs here so you dont get that joke
[19:27] [Moo] what do you call texan birth control?
[19:27] [bane-colored] shotguns
[19:27] [Moo] AA
[19:27] [Shrike] A good start?
[19:27] [Moo] alcoholics anonymous
[19:28] [Shrike] bye guys
[19:28] Shrike (~Kevin@neeorylolipgneeo) left irc: Quit: Bye Bye
[19:28] [bane-colored] cya
[19:28] [Moo] aw
[19:28] [bane-colored] hmmm
[19:28] [bane-colored] everyone is gone....
[19:28] [Moo] :(
[19:28] [Moo] busy twenty minutes
[19:28] [bane-colored] was that all?
[19:28] [Moo] maybe more
[19:28] [Moo] prolly more
[19:29] [Moo] felt like less
[19:29] [bane-colored] hour
[19:29] [Moo] hey bane, why do Jews have such big noses?
[19:29] [bane-colored] i dont know
[19:29] [Moo] cause air is free
[19:29] [bane-colored] hmmmmm
[19:29] [Moo] im jewish
[19:29] [bane-colored] yes
[19:29] [bane-colored] so you can say that kind of thing
[19:29] [bane-colored] :p
[19:29] [Moo] yup
[19:30] [Moo] whats the difference between an elephant and a jewish mother?
[19:30] [Moo] an elephant eventually forgets
[19:30] [Moo] .
[19:30] [Moo] ?
[19:31] [Moo] .....................................................................................................................................................I like cheesecake.
[19:31] [Moo] bye
[19:31] Moo (Tastes_like_moo@pipypgckpqbupipy) left irc: Quit: Bye Bye
[19:31] [bane-colored] ....
[19:31] [bane-colored] i had a joke
[19:31] [bane-colored] :(
[19:33] [EMW] no one to tell it to now
[19:34] [bane-colored] nope
[19:35] [bane-colored] Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
[19:35] [bane-colored] The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."
[19:35] [bane-colored] The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
[19:35] [bane-colored] The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands.
[19:38] [EMW] that's some jolke
[19:39] [bane-colored] no thats not a joke thats what i did during the break
[19:39] [EMW] what stired some blokes fire
[19:40] [Rebekah] and u lie also
[19:40] [bane-colored] aw, that hurts! you think im a lier :p
[19:43] [Rebekah] no but that doesnt mean i cantsee a lie for what it is
[19:45] [bane-colored] lol
[19:49] [Rebekah] lol
[19:50] [Rebekah] it was a joke
[19:50] [Rebekah] lol
[19:50] *** Rebekah has really bad headache
[19:55] [bane-colored] :(
[19:55] [bane-colored] sowwy
[19:56] [Rebekah] not ur fault
[20:21] bane-colored (~bane@nqngnqxcjsrfnqng) left irc: Quit: Bye Bye
[21:26] Sarah (~Sarah@pipypgckpqbupipy) joined #morfs.
[21:26] [Rebekah] wb cutie
[21:26] [Sarah] hi.
[21:26] [Sarah] everyone left?
[21:26] [Rebekah] yepyep its just u and me
[21:27] [Sarah] it says EMW is here.
[21:27] [Sarah] and chibois.
[21:27] [Sarah] and who is logger? they're always here, but they never say anything.
[21:27] [EMW] I'm sort of here
[21:27] [EMW] I'm playing a game
[21:27] [Sarah] hi.
[21:27] [EMW] hello :D
[21:27] [Rebekah] logger is a bot that logs the chat
[21:27] [Sarah] what game?
[21:28] [EMW] beyond good and evil
[21:28] [Rebekah] wow EMW is around
[21:29] [EMW] I should really go to bed it is 230
[21:29] [Rebekah] its only 930 here
[21:30] [Sarah] here too.
[21:30] [Sarah] I hate these stupid crutches.
[21:30] [Sarah] brb
[21:31] [Rebekah] :(
[21:31] [Rebekah] how long r u gonna be in a cast
[21:38] [EMW] well time to head to bed cya later everyone
[21:39] EMW (~chatzilla@tkpwxdhclezetkpw) left irc: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.5/2008120122]
[21:40] [Sarah] back
[21:40] [Sarah] aw, EMW quit.
[21:40] [Rebekah] wb
[21:40] [Rebekah] i had missed that u said brb
[21:40] [Rebekah] how long r u gonna be in a cast
[21:40] [Sarah] 2, maybe 3 weeks.
[21:41] [Sarah] I have an x-ray in 2 weeks to see if the bone is healing right.
[21:41] [Rebekah] cool
[21:41] [Sarah] not really.
[21:42] [Sarah] my leg was crushed by the door. It was a compund fracture. The doctor said that if the door had gone another few inches, I'd have needed a plate put in, a few more, and I might have lost the leg.
[21:42] [Rebekah] ouchies
[21:42] [Rebekah] very much ouchies
[21:42] [Sarah] I didn't feel anything.
[21:43] [Sarah] I was unconscious.
[21:43] [Rebekah] well that saved u from some pain but still ouchy
[21:43] [Sarah] I think I'd hit my head or something. The doctor said my head was fine, so maybe it was fromm shock. I woke up when we were in the ambulance.
[21:43] [Sarah] I totally freaked.
[21:44] [Rebekah] yeah im sure ...thats scary to one minute be in a car ride and the next thing u know u are in an ambulance
[21:45] [Sarah] Yup.
[21:45] [Rebekah] ive never been in an abulance before to my knowledge
[21:45] [Sarah] Up till this week, neither had I.
[21:45] [Rebekah] though i have had lots of stitches
[21:46] [Sarah] what from?
[21:47] [Rebekah] 25 total in my head in 2 seperate wounds ... and 46 total in my leg
[21:47] [Sarah] :(
[21:47] *** Sarah hugs rebekah
[21:48] [Rebekah] 12or 13 ofthe 25 happened when i was 2 and the remaing 12 or 13 when i was like 13 or so
[21:48] [Rebekah] the 46 in the leg happened my senior yearin highschool
[21:49] [Sarah] I'm sorry. What happened?
[21:49] [Rebekah] about a 2 in long wound on the beack inside area near my knee from a nail tearingthrough
[21:50] [Rebekah] back*
[21:50] *** Sarah hugs rebekah and says :(
[21:50] [Rebekah] 24 stitches on the inside of the wound and 22 on the outside to inishes sewing me up
[21:50] [Rebekah] thats otay i was a clutz
[21:51] *** Rebekah hugs Sarah
[21:51] [Sarah] sounds owie.
[21:51] [Rebekah] well all i felt was a pinch
[21:52] [Rebekah] but i felt every time the needle pierced to stitch me back up
[21:52] dragonessprincess9 (~dragonessprincess9@xqlavcpupwhdxqla) joined #morfs.
[21:52] *** Sarah shudders
[21:52] [Rebekah] even after all the anesthetics
[21:52] [Sarah] hi dragnonprincess
[21:52] [Rebekah] hey baby
[21:52] *** dragonessprincess9 jumps on bekah
[21:52] *** Rebekah hugs nina
[21:52] [Sarah] o_o
[21:52] [dragonessprincess9] hi
[21:52] Nick change: dragonessprincess9 -> Nina
[21:52] [Sarah] oh, hi nina.
[21:53] [Rebekah] have i introduced yall??
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