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[20:00] [moo] hi centaur
[20:00] [Rebekah] heya moo
[20:00] [Centaur] hi moo
[20:00] [moo] hi moo
[20:00] [moo] sorry. got caught up in the moment
[20:00] [Centaur] lol
[20:04] [Rebekah] brb need a drink
[20:05] [moo] huh. never took you to be an alcoholic
[20:05] [moo] :p
[20:05] [Centaur] }:þ PPPhhhhttttt!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
[20:06] [moo] show off
[20:06] [Rebekah] back
[20:06] [Centaur] yup
[20:06] [Centaur] wb
[20:06] [Rebekah] and nonalcoholic
[20:08] [Rebekah] watchin the substitue on wgn
[20:08] [moo] ?
[20:09] [Rebekah] its a good movie
[20:10] [moo] ok
[20:10] [Rebekah] to bad its censored
[20:19] [moo] hey, nist has a story on storysite
[20:21] [Rebekah] yeah grey
[20:21] [Rebekah] its awesome
[20:21] [moo] no, it called kasumi
[20:21] [Rebekah] but hasnt been updated in forever
[20:21] [moo] but grey is awesome
[20:21] [moo] not MORFS. on crystal's story site
[20:22] [Rebekah] really
[20:22] [Rebekah] wow
[20:22] [moo] i know, right?
[20:23] [moo] bekah, i have a confession to make
[20:23] [Rebekah] k im listenin
[20:23] [moo] i like pie
[20:24] [Rebekah] haha
[20:25] [moo] centaur?
[20:25] [moo] you there?
[20:26] [Misty_] when did they change the spelling of soldier to solider?
[20:27] [Rebekah] ???
[20:27] [moo] when you weren't looking
[20:27] [Misty_] Oh, BTW, hello you all.
[20:27] [moo] :p
[20:27] [Misty_] Hugs
[20:27] [Rebekah] heyamisty
[20:27] [Centaur] typ
[20:27] *** moo hugs misty
[20:27] [Rebekah] never heard of solider where did that come from
[20:27] [Centaur] hi misty
[20:27] [moo] Misty? I have a confession to makke?
[20:27] [Misty_] Sorry Bekah, just aanother of my peeves.
[20:27] [moo] i also like cheesecake
[20:28] [Rebekah] hehe
[20:28] [moo] ? like libarry?
[20:28] [moo] stead of library
[20:28] [Misty_] So many of these authors write of military, and then misspell soldier.
[20:29] [moo] i have never misspelled solider
[20:29] [moo] :p
[20:29] [Misty_] That's a darn good one, Moo.
[20:29] [moo] what?
[20:29] [moo] more solid
[20:29] [moo] can't mistake that
[20:29] [Misty_] Libarry
[20:29] [moo] lol
[20:29] [moo] I hit people for saying that
[20:30] [moo] i mean, i hate people for saying that
[20:30] [moo] ;)
[20:30] [Misty_] hehehehe
[20:30] [Rebekah] hehe
[20:30] [moo] I just ate an entire jar of pickles
[20:31] [Misty_] Pickles are good.
[20:31] [Misty_] I do that with Bread and butter pickles.
[20:31] [moo] but eat too many and you get diarreaha
[20:31] [moo] :|
[20:32] [moo] you guys wanna hear a joke?
[20:32] [Misty_] Direah is another one that makes me ill
[20:32] [moo] and yet no one can spell it
[20:33] [Misty_] As long as it is not an ethnic joke.
[20:34] [bane-been] and im my own race so it cant be about me, so there!
[20:34] [moo] ok
[20:34] [Rebekah] eww bread and butter pickles
[20:34] [Rebekah] only pickles i like are dill
[20:35] EMW (~chatzilla@tkpwxdhclezetkpw) left irc: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.5/2008120122]
[20:35] [Misty_] WB EMW
[20:35] [Centaur] hi emw
[20:35] [moo] so a yooung boy walks up to his father and asks him "Dad. Is god a man or a woman?" his father looks at him and says "I guess god's a bit of both." his son asks "Is god black or white?" again his father says "God is a bit of both." his son pauses. then looks up at his father and asks "Is god michael Jackson?"
[20:35] [moo] hi emw
[20:35] [bane-been] he just quit
[20:35] [Misty_] Bye EMW, bye-bye.
[20:35] [moo] oh
[20:36] [moo] weird brit
[20:36] [Misty_] yup, he did
[20:36] [bane-been] see what you did misty, you know they are imprestionable and will do what you do
[20:36] [moo] read my joke ^
[20:37] [Misty_] Hey, I can't be blamed, I am NOT wearing my short-shorts today.
[20:37] [Rebekah] ouch
[20:37] [moo] ouch?
[20:37] [moo] oh
[20:37] [Rebekah] bad joke
[20:37] [moo] here's a better
[20:38] [Misty_] Bad jokes are the best jokes.\]
[20:38] [Rebekah] lol
[20:38] [bane-been] but only if they are good bad jokes
[20:38] [Misty_] Just ask what's his name on the Tonight show.
[20:38] [moo] a rabbit is walking through the woods when he bumps into a bear. the bear turns to the rabbit and says "Can i ask you a question, rabbit?" the rabbit says yes. "When you take a dump, does it stick to your fur?" the rabbit says no, it doesnt. So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
[20:39] [moo] jay leno
[20:39] [Rebekah] heard that one
[20:39] [moo] damn
[20:39] [Misty_] Yah, him.
[20:39] [moo] you know, my brother is friends with jay leno
[20:40] [Misty_] Sorry Moo, the color disappeared on my screen and I could not read a word of it
[20:41] [Misty_] Jay is a great guy as I hear it told.
[20:41] [moo] highlight it
[20:41] [moo] yes, he is
[20:41] [moo] <moo> a rabbit is walking through the woods when he bumps into a bear. the bear turns to the rabbit and says "Can i ask you a question, rabbit?" the rabbit says yes. "When you take a dump, does it stick to your fur?" the rabbit says no, it doesnt. So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
[20:42] [moo] funny?
[20:42] [bane-been] then what happened?
[20:43] [moo] the joke ended, that's what happened, bane-been
[20:43] [bane-been] oh, i dont get it
[20:43] [moo] really?
[20:43] [Rebekah] wow
[20:43] [bane-been] whats supposed to be the funny part?
[20:44] [moo] does shit stick to his fur? no. so the bear uses him as tp
[20:44] [bane-been] makes since to me
[20:44] [moo] 0_.
[20:44] [moo] you just killed christmas
[20:44] [Misty_] Made a mess of the rabbit's fur, I am betting.
[20:44] [moo] ;)
[20:44] [bane-been] its hard to find realy soft leaves in a forist when you need them
[20:44] [moo] bear
[20:45] [moo] it was a bear
[20:45] [moo] you know, nevermind. i give up
[20:45] [bane-been] i would take a rabbit over a leaves anyday
[20:45] [bane-been] :d
[20:45] *** moo groans
[20:45] [Rebekah] lol
[20:45] [moo] ew
[20:45] [moo] : d
[20:45] [Misty_] Yup... me too
[20:46] [moo] i like bunny rabbits
[20:46] [moo] ok heresone
[20:47] [bane-been] A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion of Christ, and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.
[20:47] [bane-been] While on vacation, his mother-in-law dies. An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship the body home to Wisconsin at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US $500.
[20:47] [bane-been] The man says, "We'll ship her home."
[20:48] [bane-been] The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
[20:48] [bane-been] The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
[20:48] [moo] LOL
[20:48] [moo] a man statue and a woman statue are standing in a park facing each other. they had stood there for a hundred years when an angel swooped down from the heavens, and waved her hand, causing both statues to come to life. "God has decided that since you have stood apart for so long, he has granted you both the next 15 minutes to be together in life, and do what you have always wanted."
[20:49] [moo] the man looks at the woman and she giggles. they run into the bushes and rustling and grunting noises are heard, seven minutes later they emerge, sweaty, but satisfied
[20:49] [bane-been] they clean the crap off themselfs?
[20:49] [moo] The angel looks at them sweetly and says, you still have eight minutes left. you could do it again if you wanted to
[20:49] [moo] so the man looks at the woman and says "alright. but this time i'll hold down the pigeon and you shit on it
[20:50] [bane-been] lol
[20:50] [Rebekah] lol
[20:50] [Rebekah] seen that one also
[20:50] [moo] heeheehee
[20:50] [moo] if you say that again i'm going to surprise you with a real nasty one
[20:50] [bane-been] do it! do it!
[20:51] [moo] okay....
[20:51] [bane-been] ill give you a dollar if you make her blush
[20:51] *** Misty_ peeks from behind her fingers over her eyes.
[20:51] [moo] you're on
[20:51] [moo] two seconds
[20:51] [Misty_] "I saw notrhing"
[20:52] [bane-been] wow that must of have been a exsperince, what dose notrhing look like?
[20:52] [moo] yes please share
[20:52] [moo] okay. What's pale white and goes up and down in a baby's crib?
[20:53] [moo] a pedophile's ass
[20:53] [bane-been] ok thats just sick
[20:53] [Misty_] sicko
[20:53] [moo] sorry
[20:53] [Rebekah] really bad
[20:53] [moo] i have sick friends
[20:54] *** moo hangs his head in shame
[20:54] [bane-been] its ok
[20:54] [bane-been] any joke that has a baby geting hurt isnt very funny
[20:54] [moo] good warning
[20:55] [moo] whats green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour
[20:55] [moo] frog in a blender
[20:55] [bane-been] .....
[20:55] [bane-been] that one is sooooo old :d
[20:55] [moo] what's green red and brown and goes a hundred miles an hour?
[20:55] [moo] same frog a week later
[20:56] [moo] i have to go eat. I shall return. hopefully you all will still be here when i get back
[20:57] Nick change: moo -> moo_feeding
[20:57] [moo_feeding] !morf me random
[20:57] [moo_feeding] ra ra ra ra excellent excellent
[20:57] [moo_feeding] peace
[20:57] [bane-been] ok lests see you dance
[20:57] [bane-been] lets
[20:57] [moo_feeding] da da da da da!
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[20:58] [moo_feeding] its the waltz
[20:58] [moo_feeding] bye
[21:13] [Misty_] Yay!
[21:13] *** Misty_ love waltzing.
[21:13] [Rebekah] heya misty
[21:15] [Misty_] heya Rebekah!
[21:15] [Misty_] hehe
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