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[16:32] [moo] I'm moo aka tastes like moo aka justin aka you there!
[16:32] [EMW] aka aka
[16:32] [Chipmunk] HI YOU THERE!!!! :P
[16:32] [moo] what?
[16:32] [moo] i got a funny funny story
[16:32] [Chipmunk] go on
[16:33] [moo] my dad used to belong to a group of men called the sterling group for men. one meeting, there was a room filled with men,and a guy came in and yelled 'hey asshole!' and every one of the two hundred men there said at the same time, "What?"
[16:34] [moo] it was hilarious
[16:34] [Rebekah] lol that does sound hilarious
[16:35] [Chipmunk] sounds good
[16:38] [Rebekah] so how are u doin today moo
[16:38] [Rebekah] arm feel better
[16:38] [moo] yea
[16:38] [Rebekah] thats good
[16:38] [moo] yea
[16:39] [moo] what's on your mind, bekah?
[16:39] [moo] penny for your thought
[16:39] [Rebekah] nothin i was just worried about u
[16:39] [moo] :$
[16:39] [moo] thank you
[16:39] [Chipmunk] for some people that is a good exchange rate... not for you of course bekah
[16:39] [Rebekah] ur my friend and i worry about my friends
[16:39] [moo] I love my mother, but that morning i wanted to punch her in the face
[16:40] [moo] don't hold that against me
[16:40] [Rebekah] why what did she doo
[16:40] [moo] your my friend too
[16:40] *** moo hugs bekah
[16:40] *** Rebekah hugs moo
[16:40] [moo] my mom refuses to believe im sick. ever. She once walked into my room as i was finishing puking, and she believed i was faking
[16:41] [Rebekah] that sux
[16:41] [Chipmunk] it does indeed
[16:41] [moo] i told my parents i had an attack of some sort, and she immediately leapt into a tirade of why i couldn't have had it
[16:42] [Rebekah] i love my dad but sometimes i wanna bop him in the nose ... so i have no reasons to hold it against you
[16:42] [moo] i cut her off and just told them to take me to the doctor
[16:42] [moo] hee hee
[16:42] [moo] sorry.
[16:42] [moo] funny thought
[16:42] [moo] "If i told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?"
[16:43] [moo] :p
[16:43] [Rebekah] :p
[16:43] [Chipmunk] no 45 of the pick-up lines that never work
[16:43] [Rebekah] my body is ninas
[16:43] [moo] what's number one? "are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all night."
[16:44] [Chipmunk] no... that's no 2
[16:44] [moo] or how bout "My bed's broken, can i borrow yours?"
[16:44] [moo] "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
[16:44] [Chipmunk] that's no 1
[16:44] [moo] rofl
[16:44] [moo] "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
[16:45] [Chipmunk] lol
[16:46] [moo] how about this? my best friend has been dating a girl for almost two years, and he first picked her up with joey's line "how you doin'?"
[16:46] *** Misty_ has come to the conclusion that Moo is a DOM (Dirty Old Man)
[16:46] [moo] I'm tewnty years old
[16:46] [moo] *twenty
[16:47] [moo] I am not old
[16:47] [Misty_] Hehehe
[16:47] [moo] otherwise, i resemble that remark
[16:47] [Chipmunk] you're only as old as the woman you feel
[16:47] [moo] ROFL
[16:48] [moo] is there a laughing smilie?
[16:48] *** Misty_ will remember never to wear a skirt near you.
[16:48] [Chipmunk] which one of us?? :p
[16:48] [moo] any of us :p
[16:48] [moo] especially bekah
[16:48] [moo] ;)
[16:48] [Misty_] All of you.
[16:49] [Chipmunk] i've got a dirtier mind than you moo. :p
[16:49] [Rebekah] lol
[16:49] [moo] you'd like to thin so
[16:49] [Misty_] I'll just wear my short shorts.
[16:49] [moo] rawr!
[16:49] [Chipmunk] i like short shorts
[16:49] [Rebekah] mmm pasta salad
[16:50] [moo] mmmmmmmm french fried onion rings. blargh!
[16:50] [Misty_] My short shorts are ironclad.
[16:50] [moo] ?
[16:50] [moo] how do you clad something in irony?
[16:50] [Rebekah] short shortsshow offlegsbetterthan any skirt
[16:50] [moo] i know
[16:51] [moo] and they make you feel pretty
[16:51] [Chipmunk] iron clad? should i get the blowtorch out?
[16:51] [moo] :p
[16:51] [moo] :d
[16:51] [moo] :')
[16:52] [Misty_] Maybe day show anl awful lot but there sure hard to get me out of.
[16:52] [moo] i have no idea what you just said
[16:52] [Rebekah] i doubt that
[16:53] [Chipmunk] i dunno... how many drinks does it take misty ;)
[16:53] [Misty_] he he he
[16:53] [Rebekah] she said they may show an awful lot but hardto get her out of them
[16:54] [Misty_] :D @ Bekah.
[16:54] [moo] every day of my life I worry I'll wake up in a padded room to find everything was just a dream
[16:54] [moo] i wonder if that is my motto?
[16:54] [Chipmunk] Sometimes it's good to bring absolutely nothing to the intellectual table
[16:55] [moo] o yes
[16:55] [moo] I excell at that
[16:55] [moo] there is no spoon
[16:55] [Chipmunk] i bring the madness, you bring the insanity
[16:55] [moo] i'm not mad, i'm perfectly happy
[16:55] [Chipmunk] or is it the other way around?
[16:55] [moo] "Do you have a drinking problem?"
[16:56] [moo] "no. I'm good with it."
[16:56] [Misty_] Honest Rebekah, I do try not to be too naughty.
[16:56] [Misty_] Even when wearing short shorts
[16:56] [Chipmunk] no, i drink, i get drunk, i fall over, no problem
[16:56] [moo] is it cause you got coal in your stockings?
[16:56] [Rebekah] lol im not a naughty girl
[16:56] [moo] i don't like getting drunk. it's not that fun
[16:57] *** moo likes marijuana
[16:57] [moo] GANJA!
[16:57] [Misty_] . There's no future in getting drunk.
[16:57] [Rebekah] i like a daquiri every once in a while
[16:58] [moo] i smoke the occasional spliff, but im no pothead
[16:58] [Misty_] There is a difference in having a drink and getting drunk.
[16:58] [Chipmunk] i likes me cider
[16:58] [moo] yes
[16:58] [moo] me too
[16:58] [Chipmunk] (sorry, that was a bit of a somerset in-joke
[16:58] [moo] and your point is?
[16:58] [Rebekah] i dont do any drugs
[16:58] [Chipmunk] there is a fair bit of cider made in somerset
[16:59] [moo] technically, hormones are drugs
[16:59] [Chipmunk] in fact... one of the local bands have a song which is called something like "I likes me cider"
[16:59] [Rebekah] well im not on them either
[16:59] [moo] oh ok
[17:00] [moo] I will not coment on chipmunk's use of inside jokes. afterall, my username is an inside joke
[17:00] [Rebekah] i cant afford them
[17:00] [Misty_] I am not a Somersetian, but I like my cider anyway
[17:00] *** moo pouts
[17:00] *** moo pats bekah on the back
[17:00] [moo] there, there
[17:01] [Rebekah] i would stay on hormones if i could afford them
[17:02] [Rebekah] i had myself on a 3 months on 1 month off regimen
[17:02] [Hammy] Hi Cow
[17:02] [Hammy] SO all is okay now?
[17:03] [Hammy] I talked to Fox this morning too
[17:03] [moo] cow?
[17:03] Last message repeated 1 time(s).
[17:03] [moo] yea im good
[17:04] [Chipmunk] MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:04] [moo] you know cows don't actually go moo
[17:04] [Chipmunk] i know... i'm a country boy... i've herd them
[17:04] [moo] I just fell off my chair laughing. my dog tripped and fell down the stairs
[17:05] [moo] like what?
[17:05] [Hammy] what kind of dog
[17:05] [moo] mutt
[17:05] [moo] part jack russel, part who-the-heck-knows retreiver
[17:05] [Hammy] btw, my next door neighbors are farmers (well used to be at my parents)
[17:06] [moo] kewl
[17:06] [Hammy] You point it and he retrieves it?
[17:06] [moo] nice, but no
[17:06] [Hammy] no good then
[17:06] [moo] :|
[17:07] [Hammy] ours caught moles and muskrats
[17:07] [Misty_] At least it was not a Great Dane...
[17:07] [moo] my dog is currently lying down on my back
[17:07] [Hammy] with spread legs
[17:08] [moo] which is a difficult task, considering im sitting in an office chair
[17:08] [Rebekah] no cows sound more like merrrrr
[17:08] [Rebekah] interesting
[17:09] [Misty_] Juist Moo and his dawg, Chips.
[17:10] [moo] pepper
[17:10] [moo] and jackie
[17:10] [moo] who would name theyre dog chips?
[17:11] [Chipmunk] depends... do tey call their cat fish??
[17:11] [Rebekah] lol
[17:11] [Rebekah] or frito and lay
[17:11] [moo] ?
[17:11] [moo] rrrrrrriiiiiiiight
[17:11] [Rebekah] frito lay chips
[17:11] [Misty_] Somebody who likes cows.
[17:12] [moo] moo
[17:12] [moo] <moo
[17:12] [Misty_] To say nothing of Buffalo chips
[17:12] [moo] <moo> <moo
[17:12] *** Chipmunk moos
[17:12] *** moo moos
[17:13] *** moo moos at chipmunk's moo
[17:13] [Rebekah] i had a friend who called his cats beef, chicken, pork and mogwai
[17:13] [moo] try saying that five time fast
[17:13] [Misty_] . Of course we could bring on the paint chips as well
[17:13] *** Chipmunk replies to moo's moo with a moo
[17:13] [moo] rofl
[17:13] [Rebekah] lol
[17:14] [Misty_] This time every year there's plenty of wood chips around
[17:14] [moo] back in five minutes. my dad just came home and he desires facebook time
[17:15] [Chipmunk] http://www.demoty.com/main.php/v/Other/Other_63.jpg.html = made me lol
[17:16] [Rebekah] kk
[17:16] [Misty_] And 3.5% of my audience is bored with my puns and leave.
[17:17] [Chipmunk] i've heard worse puns...
[17:17] [Chipmunk] normally it's me saying them
[17:17] [Rebekah] lol
[17:18] [Misty_] He he he.
[17:19] [Misty_] I wonder if my dragon will LOL? He up to the challenge. Yay a\
[17:19] [Chipmunk] cool...
[17:19] [Hammy] Feed pork to beef, beef to chicken chicken to mogwai and veggies to pork?
[17:20] [Chipmunk] http://www.demoty.com/main.php/v/Other/Other_33.jpg.html = i'm not sure if they got the percentage right... it may be higher
[17:23] [Rebekah] lol
[17:24] [Misty_] While my dragon will LOL he won't giggle.
[17:25] [Chipmunk] i'm gonna have to go now... or i won't be able to get up for work tomorrow...
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